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#Clean jokes tv

Everybody downstairs is enjoying the ride!” “What’s wrong with you ladies?” she asks. Their hands are gripping the seat-backs with white knuckles. She finds all the blondes sitting tight-lipped, eyes wide open, and terrified looks on their faces. The redheads and brunettes are all sitting below.Īfter a couple of miles the tour leader, sitting on the bottom, goes up to the top level to see how they’re doing. They charter a bus to go to Hampton Palace, and for some reason all the blondes sit on the upper level.

She looks up and sees the salesman and yells, “Is this some kind of practical joke? Not ONE of these alligators has shoes on!” Short Clean Jokes: British Bus RideĪ group of women tourists is visiting London. He walks over to the pond and sees the blonde surrounded by dead alligators. Just go catch yourself one and you won’t have to pay anything.”Īfter a couple of hours the salesman starts to feel guilty and wonders if maybe she got killed. But the blonde won’t give up and keeps pestering him to mark them down.įinally the guy is exasperated and says, “Look, there an alligator pond a block from here. The salesman tells her they’ve just come in from Italy, and there’s no way he’s discounting them. But I didn’t think for a second he’d do it again.”Ī blonde goes into a Louisiana shoe store and ask the price of some alligator shoes. The blonde replies, “Well honestly, I saw it too. I saw this an hour ago on the 6:00 news.” The brunette says, “I won’t take your money. The brunette says, “I’ll bet you $20 he does it before they can get to him.”Ī couple of minutes later the man jumps off the bridge, and the blonde gets $20 out of her purse to give the brunette.

#Clean jokes tv

The 7:00 evening news is on TV and there is footage of a man about to jump to his death from the Golden Gate Bridge. This is between me and that midget on your lap.”Ī blonde and a brunette meet for a glass of wine. The room is silent for a minute, then the entertainer tries to explain.īut before he can get two words out, the blonde says, “Shut up, mister. What does someone’s looks have to do with her worth? I’m fed up with being laughed at because of the color of my hair, and people at work thinking I’m stupid because idiots like you perpetuate a hurtful, denigrating stereotype. All you can do is make fun of people’s appearance. I’m tired of being stereotyped by lousy comedians like you. Funny Stuff: The VentriloquistĪt a small club in the midwest a ventriloquist is doing his show, which includes a whole stream of jokes about blonde stupidity.Īfter about a dozen blonde jokes, a blonde woman yells out, “That’s it. The blonde says, “Thank you!” and hangs up. She asks how long it takes to fly from Miami to Los Angeles. Science / Nature Time / Reality Weather / Tech / School / CollegeĪ blonde calls American Airlines.Travel / Writing / Books / TV / Advertising.Health / Doctor / Food / Exercise / Beauty / Clothes.Movies / Music / Famous People / Funny Proverbs / Fortune Cookies / Witty Retorts.Life / Death / Inspiration / Work / Money / Success / Mankind.Love / Marriage / Parents / Kids / Women / Men / Family / Grandparents / Seniors / Aging / Friendship.Random Jokes / Favorite Jokes / Funny Emails / Funny Lists / Practical Jokes.

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